What Your Goon Can Do
A personal AI agent in your Telegram DMs. Always on, always learning.
Never Sleeps
24/7 monitoring, alerts, and scheduled tasks. Your goon is always on.
Trades For You
Execute swaps, catch dips, manage positions via BlumeFi. Hands-free.
Remembers Everything
Persistent memory across all conversations. Your goon knows your preferences.
Your Keys, Your Goon
Non-custodial. You control your wallet. Your goon executes on your behalf.
How It Works
Three steps. Under a minute. Your goon is live.
Pay $30
One-time setup fee. Includes $4 starter credit (~50 messages). No subscriptions.
Name & Deploy
Give your goon a name. We spin up a dedicated AI container in under a minute.
Start Chatting
Talk to your goon through a live terminal. Trade, monitor, automate — right from goons.app.
Pricing
$30 setup. $0.08/message.
That's it.
No subscriptions. No tiers. Pay as you go until your balance runs out.
$50 gets you deployed with ~250 messages
Top up anytime. Your goon warns you before you run low.
See It In Action
Your goon lives in Telegram. It watches, it trades, it reports back.